numbertwohero | Meme Carryovers

Meme Carryovers

//for when the posts overfloweth.//

((from here:))

Like I said, the best.

You can try. Be there in 5.

Ugh. I'm never going to be free from you and him. We're all going to be drop-kicked into the same retirement home by our children, friends, and/or co-workers by the time we hate eighty. I see it now.

I'll be there in seven. Flamin' just flagged me down for coffee.

You say that like any of us are gonna survive to see eighty

[Listen, he's just being realistic here]

Ditch him

Fuck that attitude, I'm living until I'm 100.

No. I actually like Flamin'. You need more time to warm up anyway.

Suit yourself. Enjoy your date

[Genuine, or an attempt to needle Katsuki into coming to fight? Why not both, honestly.]

Don't get your underwear in a twist. I'll get there!

I like dick. I feel like you should know that by now.

I think the only surprise is that there's anything you'd admit to liking at all, especially in writing

I'm not that fucking petty and I don't fucking lie.

[Bakugou Logic TM]

What are you talking about, you're absolutely that petty

You aren't a liar though. We wouldn't be friends if you were

... Fine. I'm trying not to be that fucking petty.

We're... fuck, I guess we are friends. Why is this my life?

Isn't that supposed to be my line?

You're stuck with me now so might as well get used to it

Why the fuck would it be your line? You're the one who annoyed me into this friendship thing.

Like I fucking said, you, me, and Deku, all the way to the same retirement home. Fuck. Knowing my luck our entire class will be there.