Meme Carryovers

[numbertwohero]

//for when the posts overfloweth.//

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[hot_handed]

I can kill them if you're worried.

[numbertwohero]

Why would I be worried? Not like they could be scarier than you.

[hot_handed]

Don't compare me to them. I'm way more intimidating!!!

They're just fucking annoying.

[numbertwohero]

I mean you've met my dad.

I just didn't think you wanted them to know about us.

[hot_handed]

Your dad's about as intimidating as a flaming hot cheeto.

I don't care what they know! What are they going to do? Stop me?

[numbertwohero]

I really hope you're more attached to me than that honestly, if you break up with me bc your parents hate me I'm gonna be pissed

Do they know we're dating?

[hot_handed]

Give me more credit than that, Icy Hot. I've never given a shit about what they think. Besides they'd probably love you and try to protect you from me.

...The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[numbertwohero]

I don't know who you've told. Or if you wanted anyone to know. My mom knows, and neesan guessed, and Natsuo definitely knows now after that, but that's it.

[hot_handed]

I don't give a shit who knows.

Wait.

I haven't met your mom yet.

Look. I'll tell them. But you get to deal with my mom.

[numbertwohero]

That's not ominous-sounding at all.

Yeah, I know. If you want, you can come with me next time I go visit her. I usually go Sunday afternoon.