Meme Carryovers

[numbertwohero]

//for when the posts overfloweth.//

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[numbertwohero]

Kaminari, after the licensing exams. A girl I met outside school, once.

No one else since you. Just you.

[He's not sure what he's trying to say, but it's there, anyway.]

[boomboombitch]

Kaminari's a thirsty hoe. I think he means to bang at least three-quarters of the Hero course by second year.

Same.

I guess we're exclusive then.

[numbertwohero]

Maybe, but he's not a bad teacher. And he never made it weird.

I guess we are.

Do you want to be?

[boomboombitch]

Guess you're right. He's something at any rate.

I'm good with what we got going on. If there's someone else I wanna bang, I'll let you know.

Doubt it though. You're pretty fucking good at what you do.

[numbertwohero]

Guess I'll have to make sure I keep my skills sharp, if I wanna keep you from getting ideas about anyone else.

[boomboombitch]

The only ideas I have about someone else also involves you, so there's that.

And mostly it's making out with you while we spit roast Kaminari. But if you're not into that, that can stay a fantasy.

[numbertwohero]

You and me and Kaminari?

I hadn't really thought about it, but if it's something you want to try, I could be convinced.

[boomboombitch]

Just a threesome in general, really, and he'd be the most willing.

We'll put that in the back pocket for later.

[A beat]

Let's see where we go.

[numbertwohero]

[We. He shouldn't be as unreasonably pleased at 'we' as he is, and yet here they are.]

Does that make me your boyfriend, or are we still not putting words on wherever we are now?

[boomboombitch]

[Katsuki takes five minutes to write this. If Shouto looks, he can see the little bubble making ellipses on and off.]

I don't know. Do you want to be?

[numbertwohero]

[Five minutes is a long, long time for a person just looking at their phone, not sure what answer they want to see. But he does the same thing, when the answer finally comes.]

I don't know. I wouldn't hate it.

If you don't want to call it anything we don't have to. It's not a big deal.

[Probably. He'll convince himself.]

[boomboombitch]

[What does he want? He doesn't know how any of this works. Deku's parents are all but separated. His own parents are a mess, and from what he knows of Shouto's is also a mess. But this is them, not their parents.]

I don't hate either.

Fine. You're my boyfriend. Don't forget it.

[numbertwohero]

[Honestly, he's got no idea what he's doing, either. What's a healthy relationship? Fucked if he knows. But he knows he likes being around Katsuki, whatever they're doing or they've been doing, and he doesn't like the idea of Katsuki being with someone else. Without him, at least. So...here they are.]

That makes you mine, too. I'll remind you, if you start forgetting.

[boomboombitch]

Fuck that. I'm not forgetting that. It'll be me reminding you!

[Flirting is now a competitive sport.]

[numbertwohero]

Good. I think I'd like your idea of reminding.

[You mean it wasn't before??? News to them, honestly.]

[boomboombitch]

[Fair point]

So. You wanna make this Facebook Offical or something. If you're my boyfriend, I want people to know. But if you wanna keep down low it's cool.

[numbertwohero]

I don't have a Facebook, but I don't care if people know about us. If you want it public, I'll make sure people know it.

[By like, kissing him in front of the entire class or something equally dramatic, maybe.]

1/2

[boomboombitch]

You're going to kiss me in front of the class aren't you?

2/2

[boomboombitch]

Not if I do it first!

i love these nerds

[numbertwohero]

Okay but is it a race to see who manages it first or a contest to see who comes up with the most dramatic way?

[Important questions okay!!]

they're something

[boomboombitch]

You're dramatic. I get shit done.

[He's just as dramatic, he's just not willing to admit it. And it's totally a race/contest for both]

Where are you?

[numbertwohero]

Why can't it be both? I can multitask.

Heading back to my room, I've got English homework to finish. Why?

[boomboombitch]

I'm not a drama queen like you.

[LIES]

I'm heading down to the kitchen. Join me.

[numbertwohero]

Right, you're a paragon of rationality and coolheaded logic.

Fine. Let me drop my bag. Down in five.

[It might be six, or seven. But he will be down, at least.]

[boomboombitch]

Damn straight.

[He's in the kitchen as promised. He points at him and stalks over to him, grabs his wrist, pauses a moment, then slides his hand into Shouto's, and then drags him to a chair.]

I'm making you Soba. Since you're my boyfriend.

[He raises his voice a little bit at the last word]